Yeah, I was bored :|
I HAVE A MACE THAT CAN USE BUSHIDO. Setzer is my bestest bud ever (he’s helping me get over my fear of heights by flying really recklessly and I steal his coat like ALL THE TIME). Umaro has this crush on me o.O Not sure how to feel about that.
BUT EVEN THAT IS OKAY BECAUSE KEFKA IS TOTALLY MY LOVER, but freaking Sabin keeps cockblocking me, that dick.
First time: I has a Rod that can sketch (magical Ultros drawing attacks you with my rod!). My best friend is Kefka. He became God. Enough said. Celes has a crush on me. My lover is Gau… who is 11. And I was cock blocked by Kefka because God says creeping on an 11 year old is not permitted by anyone, but him.
Second attempt (much better): I wield a Katana and can Dance super good! My best friend is Sabin (djfaklsjdf I love you forever!) he also has a crush on me (jfkd just tell me so that I can be with you!). My lover is Edgar (Wait… now I have to choose between my wonderful twins… can’t I have you both?). LOCKE STOP COCKBLOCKING ME! No more jealously from you, got it!?!?
